Accessiball - balls to the wall

It's the world's first and favourite accessible ball game. Throw a ball against a wall without looking, and you're playing accessiball.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Double Wishbone Magic

Most people wouldn't have dreamt of playing accessiball in such extreme conditions, but we remainded dedicated to our sport today to produce Double Wishbone Magic.
Wishbone Magic: A new school play, whereby both balls are dispatched from a single throwing hand, but are caught in a conventional two-handed catching configuration.

Double Wishbone Magic: Wishbone Magic that is
acheived with thrower dispatching two balls in each hand using a wishbone technique, with two catchers landing the resulting catches in a magic fashion.
The extreme conditions overcome to achieve this feat include:

Balls: 2 x pink, 2 x blue Tesco specials (Infalted to standard indoor IAA regulations)*
Altitude: 266ft (providing a gravitational influence of 3.3)
Visibility: Very poor (Fog)
Temperature: 2 C
Barometric pressure (mb): 1042
Relative humidity: 99%
Musical inspiration: Do they know it's Christmas? - Band Aid

* These meteorological conditions resulted in the blue and pink Tesco balls in play being particularly soft. As a result, the players involved had to focus beyond the enormity of the stunt to negate the effect of soft balls by playing with exceptionally soft hands.

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