Next accessiball milestone: The X Factor

Joyously advancing the boundaries of Accessiball, today we completed The X Factor.

The X Factor: A new school play whereby the catcher switches hands mid-throw to complete magic with arms crossed.

Scientists say the co-ordination required to complete such a move surpasses anything seen in any species or machine, ever. We're making history here. Just like Man walking on the Moon, we'll always remember where we were when we completed The X Factor.

Official conditions for the anoraks:

Balls: Various Tesco specials (Infalted to standard indoor IAA regulations)
Altitude: 266ft (providing a gravitational influence of 3.6 - what with the stormy weather outside)
Visibility: Poor (flashing Christmas lights and the occassional lighting bolt)
Barometric pressure: 990mb
Relative humidity: 62%
Musical incentive: The Album 2001 (Warm up to The Corrs - Talk on Corners)

Note: The X Factor is not to be confused with a television show with a similar name and logo. Simon Cowell could never handle our talent.